
I'm sure Will Wright is very proud of you all.

No person draws a comedy cock in the same way.įORLORN, YET DISTURBING, ATTEMPTS TO MAKE HOT WOMEN Noteworth is the variety in size and shape. Look - it's an animal with an impressively large cock. (The next one will satisfy you if you ever wondered what a large penis would look like when dancing to rubbishy dance tracks) What's most impressive is the number of different ways you can make a cock move. Like everyone else, we predicted they'd be a lot of these. X object in Y orifice, and various combinations thereof. If you've got a favourite, please, post it in the comments thread and we'll work it in later. There's certainly some we've missed - there's a brilliant missionary position one I can't find again - but it'll do for now.

Right - we're dividing these into loose categories. And, yes, it's sticky.īeneath the cut you'll find gathered a large selection of the phalluses, the pseudo-sex-acts and general disturbing animated parts of the gamers' subconcious. Has it reached a climax yet? We don't know, but we think it's as good a time as any to stop and survey the lie of the land. Since the Spore demo's release, it's become a bukkake wave sweeping the web: comedy pornographic images via Spore.

You give humanity a creative tool, the first thing a human will do is - well - make a tool with it.
